Quests  Advanced Quests Captain Hook's Quest
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| Captain Hook's Quest * |
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This quest begins with Smee. Smee is Captain Hook's head swabby and you will need to speak with him before he will allow you to talk to the Captain. Smee can be found at the pirate ship in Buc's Den Felucca. This quest spans Felucca, Malas and Ilshenar. Smee looks you over.
Argh! Don't be thinkin you can talk to the Capt'n without gettin' passed me first matey! The Capt'n don't talk to no land lubbers. Not without a price! Do ye have gold or treasure for thee Capt'n? If you don't have nothin' for Hook he don't want nothin' to do with ya but to put you in shackles and send ye off the plank! All right! Argh! If you must speak to the Capt'n you gotsta do me a favor first! I don't get to leave the ship much and I am sure starved for the company of a lovely lass. I know you can't bring me no ladies but if you could just bring me some woman's panties, I would surely be grateful. I know of a spot we stop in our sails now and then. Nice friendly women there! The street walkers! They will drop their panties for anyone! You figure out a way to get me some of those panties and I'll give you something the Capt'n will surely want to talk to you about! Now off with ye! Before you walk the plank! Get some women's panties and bring them back to Smee Smee takes the lingerie and presses it hard to his face.
Argh! The sweet smell of a beautiful woman, no doubt! You have served well! I found this and was savin' it fer me self but these panties are more treasure to me! Smee hands you an old map. Go on in and giver to the Capt'n. He is sure to talk with ye for treasure. I got me treasure right here! Smee forgets you are there and blissfully fondles the womanly treasure you brought him. Give Captain Hook the map and maybe he will speak with you. Captain Hook carefully examines the map
Argh! There be gold in them there waters! I'll be takin' that map and searchin' for the treasure. I will reward you richly! But I will not be sharin' me treasure! Since you don't seem to be the regular ol' land lubber I will send you forth on an unforgettable journey! I want Peter Pan, who first gave the crocodile its taste for me. We can discuss that further later. Now! Kill Peter Pan and bring me proof of his death. Take this storybook that little boy cannot resist stories. I hear he is stuck in a land of fairy tales with no way back to Neverland! The pirate belts out a loud laugh Get that boy! Bring me proof of his death! Kill Peter Pan in the land of fairy tales and bring the Captain proof of his death Peter Pan swipes the book from you.
I love stories. I can't read. I need a mother. I want to go home. Peter Pan begins to cry which makes you feel badly about coming to kill him. You decide against it for now. I'm not cryin'! I just need that mean old Tinkerbell to give me some pixie dust. She is mad at me you know. Just cause that silly Wendy gave me a little kiss. Please find Tinkerbell and get me some pixie dust so I can fly home to Neverland. She said we would play hide and seek. I haven't seen her for weeks. Now I am stuck here. I just want to go home! She gave me a hint of where she was gonna hide but I don't know where it is! She said she was going near the shrine where the other pixies play. Do you know where it is? I'm just stuck here! I'll never get back home! Find Tinkerbell and get some pixie dust for Peter Pan Peter Pan jumps for joy and skips about when you hand him the pixie dust.
So is she mad? I don't care! I'm goin home! Thank you so much! I can fly! I can fly! I can fly! You decide against telling Peter you had to kill Tinkerbell for the dust. You explain your situation with Captain Hook to Peter. Ha! Ha! Wanna play a joke on that silly pirate? I'll give you my hat. If you bring him my hat he will think I am dead. Doesn't matter to me! I can fly! I'm going back to Neverland so I don't care about that nasty pirate. I won't be bothering him. Second star on the right, and straight on till morning! Bring Peter's hat back to Captain Hook as proof that Peter is dead. Captain Hook takes the hat from you. He seems to accept this as proof of Peter's demise.
It's a dream come true matey! For years I have been battling with that smart ass boy! The turmoil has ended. I just have one more task for you! Captain Hook removes his prosthetic hook arm and shows you his nub. You see that?! Old tick tock, Mister Crocodile. The only monster I dread. That croc liked my arm so much, that it has followed me ever since, from sea to sea and from land to land, licking its lips for the rest of me. Retrieve my arm from him. I have missed it so. Prove your worth by killing Mister Crocodile and I will make it worth your while! Mr. Crocodile stays close to me in hopes of another morsel of my flesh! You won't have to go far. You'll know him from the tick tock noise he makes. Some call him Tick Tock Croc, I evaded him once when he accidentally swallowed my alarm clock instead of me! Now when I hear him coming I can hide! Blasted! I think I hear him now! Get Captain Hook's arm from Mister Crocodile and return it to him. Once you give the Captain Hook his arm back he will reward you with a cannon deed and a little ammunition for your cannon. * There is one cannon reward per account. If you choose to do the quest again you will receive a check for 10,000 gold. Captain Hook advises you to speak with Nibs who makes all the ammunition for his cannons. |
